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Placebo – Blackburn

Alternative title: I have no voice, I’ve taken multiple elbows to the head, there is blood, sweat and probably pee all over the floor…But none of this matters because there, on the stage, is the first and only band I will ever truly love…And I am bouncing like the total utter fricking fan-girl that I am!

 

I’m in the standing section (turned mosh pit) at King Georges Hall, “The Bitter End” has created hysteria amongst the crowd and they surge towards the stage…I lose Pinky in the first rush and Perky in the next, in the midst of a readjustment I curse my lack of forethought – I should have worn a shock absorber!

This is something you’re not warned about when you attend a gig…Though suppose having posters with “ladies mind your baps” might be a bit like teaching one’s grandmother to suck eggs.

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Farmageddon

**This is about a Haunted Attraction – I’m not going to give too much away but there will be spoilers here…there won’t be photo’s either as it was a rule of the event**

Alternative title: Farmageddon…because nothing says Happy Halloween quite like shitting your pants.

 

“I’m going to skin you” the girl whispers in my ear.

“With that knife?! You’ll need a sharper one for a clean cut” I whisper back.

“And you will bleed” she tells me.

I nod in agreement, can’t really fault her logic there.

“I’m going to skin you…and eat you” she murmurs.

“And I guarantee I’ll taste nasty” I smile.

I’m in the Meat Locker, the woman in front of me is screaming bloody murder, her hubby has legged it into the darkness…and I’m befriending the followers of Malachi.

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