Alternative title: Some utter git has infected me with the lurgy bug…I have my suspicions as to the identity of this Typhoid Mary and needless to say she won’t be impressed to find the background picture on her desktop changed to a close up photo of a cat’s butt-hole!
“I’m dying…” my brain mumbled through the fog.
“No you’re not, it’s a sniffle…” I mutter back, rubbing my nose.
“A death sniffle…” it bellowed, adamant.
“Pretty sure it’s just a little sniffle” I bellow back, checking the sleeve of my hoody for snot.
“That your professional diagnosis is it? Well where’s your bloody medical degree huh? I know a death sniffle when I…well…sniffle it, Dr. Smart-arse!”
My brain is such a drama queen.
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