Alternative title: Sometimes I think the Universe is a mischievous little git…
HR Lady: “Hi Ruebi I’m just calling about your job interview at ‘Company’ the other day, the interviewers have made a decision about the next stage”.
Me: “Oh aye?”
HR Lady: “They’ve decided there won’t be any second interviews…”
Brain: “Well this shit sounds familiar! I’ll get the gin and an IV line”.
Me: “I see, well thank you for taking the time t-”
HR Lady: “We’d like to offer you the job…if you’d like it?”
Me: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that?”
Brain: “TAKE IT! TAKE IT! JUST TAKE THE DAMNED OFFER! DON’T MAKE ME KICK YOU IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS!”